The going joke in my life is “please don’t go to jail!” 😂 This is what I was told before I left Arkansas to come on vackay for Addie’s birthday.

When we get to the condo, never stayed here before, we park in the garage and head to find the room. We put things away and then decide we need to go ahead and go to the grocery store. We go to the garage and can’t find our cars. Y’all know I am a brain injury survivor so I park in the same place when I go somewhere so I always know where my car is. Well, that parking garage is not where I’d normally park. I was so out of my element. We didn’t have the tags for the rear view mirror yet and they tow cars without them. Im not sure how bc idk how a rollback would get in that thing but anyway… we get to level 2 and no cars! We parked right next to each other- cars gone! Hailey is almost in a panic and I’m thinking “if my car isn’t around this corner I might really go to jail haha”. We keep circling the garage going down and we get to level 1, still no cars. By this time I’m like seriously?! I could feel adrenaline starting to flood my veins. I’m 9 hours away from home! My legs were starting to show the signs of anger (they were almost shaking). I got my keys and pushed that alarm button. I could hear my car! Ahhh! Thank you Jesus. We needed to go down one more! One thing I know is if my son in law is with me I won’t be going to jail alone and if we went down we went down swinging. 😂 I love my little family so much. I really thought for a second I was gonna have to be “her” again. I dreaded this more than the car being gone or jail!!

This isn’t even the only thing!
We went to the beach and had a fabulous time then the clouds rolled in. Thunder, lightning and we could see the rain, we made our way back to the property. We were waiting on the elevator and boom! Thunder struck, lightning hit and everything went out! Elevators were stuck – oh how I praise Jesus that we weren’t on that thing. Oh y’all! We walked 16 flights of stairs! I told them go on I’ll catch ya lol. I’m fit and walk w Jesus everyday but, ugh stairs. 16 flights of them. I could hear Jesus tell me “the best is at the top, keep climbing “ I did but y’all there are these things called muscles I forgot about hahah- my legs!!
Then-
Let me tell y’all what these kids of mine did to me.

Hailey- will you watch the girls while we go out tonight?
Me- of course, where are y’all going.
Hailey- we are going to the strip club
Me – 😳
Hailey- we think you should go w us
Me- now, you know unless you’re ready to see it you can’t take me to places like that. You know I’m gonna minister to those girls while I’m there.
Jayson- yep, she’d go to jail for sure there. I can see it now! 😂

I think this jail joke is pretty funny. I have never even gotten a ticket but go to jail for talking about Jesus! Go figure!!